What is Bitcoin? A Beginner’s Guide to Buying Cryptocurrency

Welcome to the wonderful world of crypto, where entry is cheap and the rides are totally confusing.
Ever ridden a roller coaster and jumped off the top, onto a different roller coaster that crashed into the floor, leaving you with no lunch?
Ever met a costumed character who promised to make you rich, led you to a penthouse suite—then took all your money and ran, suddenly re-emerging with double your investment?